Adult Dating History

The feeling of horniness is a good indication that the body wants sex or a masturbation session. It also, strangely enough, can point toward a good time to dive head first into another kind of satisfying pursuit. It may be overreaching to say don’t tap into that favorite adult sex search when you get excited, but once in a while it is a good idea to see where following that energy to another place might lead.

Sexual excitement is a powerful force. When sublimated into a creative pursuit, amazing work can be the result. Think about the sheer power of the sex drive. Then think about that force sublimated into bursts of paint on a canvas, the passionate creation of a clay sculpture, or even the meticulous preparation of a fabulous meal. There is something about the procreative drive that has a deep kinship with the creative drive.

Even in terms nonspecific to linking the creative with the procreative urges, just the pure vigor of the energy associated with the sex drive can be put to good use elsewhere. In some sports traditions, coaches will tell their teams not to get laid the night before the big game. It could be that the extra anxiety level from not having an orgasm too close to the time of the game can give a sports figure an edge to kick it into high gear. It could be an interesting experiment for anyone to try out taking a break from sexual gratification to see what else might come of it, so to speak. A passionate essay, a vigorous dance routine, or a killer tennis match, perhaps? You never know if holding off from beating off will give you an advantage.

After the experiment, it is always nice to get back to basics. You may have discovered that your horny self is a great songwriter. You can celebrate by calling a fuck buddy and enjoying to your heart’s content.

It is never a good feeling to have, but it does happen. You’re finally dating a man that you genuinely like – possibly even love – and you get the feeling he doesn’t feel the same way. Maybe its the fact the he just got out of a long term relationship, or he is in some way still in contact with his ex. These following steps may shed some light on whether he is over his ex or not. Keep in mind, these are just possibilities – NOT hard facts.

1: If he’s constantly texting her.

If your man is in contact with his ex on a regular basis it does not mean he still has feelings. If he is constantly checking his phone to see if she has messages or refuses to show you the texts if you ask to see what they are talking about then you may have a problem on your hands.

2: If they attend a wedding together.

Okay, so they used to date for a while and probably have a lot of mutual friends who are getting married. It only makes sense that they attend the wedding as each other’s plus ones. However, if the thought of them dancing together, drinking together and possibly spending the night together makes your stomach turn than your should mention this to your man. If he has any sense at all he will take you as his date to the wedding.

3: If he talks bad about her.

Of course you don’t want to hear your man sing praises about his ex, however if he is constantly bad mouthing her that may be a defense mechanism on his part. Maybe his ex hurt him and he never fully got over it. Maybe his lashing out about her is his way of secretly saying he misses her. The point is, he is with you and you should be the only woman on his mind.

4: If he screams her name during sex.

Kidding, This is an obvious one.

Many single women purchase vibrators, dildos, butt plugs, etc. because let’s face it, single people don’t have that “guaranteed sex” option like people who are on the dating market do. Many single women have at least more than one toy in their possession, so the question that I ask is would it be a wise decision for a women to introduce her boyfriend to her sex toys?

Now, the most ideal setting would be if your boyfriend brings up the topic of sex toys before you. That way you know he is interested and possibly willing to partake in sex-with-sex toys with you. This would also save you the trouble of having to think of a way of subtly bringing up the subject without scaring him off. However, I don’t really think the idea of sex toys is “scary” – but you never know.

My second point is some men may THINK that watching their woman use sex toys is hot, until they see the actual toy and become unsatisfied with the size of their own manhood. You don’t want your boyfriend to be jealous of your special toy, do you?

Designer clothes, pricey jewels, and expensive vacations definitely provide for a fancy lifestyle, but is it really enough? According to a recent study done by The Journal of Couple & Relationship Therapy suggests that materialistic couples are unhappier and fight more.

Researchers studied 1,700 couples across the nation and asked about their relationship, and how much they valued having money and a large amount of possessions. One in five couples both admitted a strong love of money, but these couples also said money was their main source of conflict. Money-loving couples scored 10 to 15 percent worse on “relationship stability” than couples who said money was not important.

So I guess there is more to having an incredible sex life with the person you are dating.

“Couples where both spouses are materialistic were worse off on nearly every measure we looked at,” study author Dr. Jason Carroll, professor of family life at Brigham Young University in Provo, Utah, said in a written statement. “There is a pervasive pattern in the data of eroding communication, poor conflict resolution and low responsiveness to each other.”

There is obviously more to happiness in a relationship than materialistic possessions and wealth, and here is the scientific proof to back it up.

We asked a bunch of men what the grosses thing their adult dating partner has ever done to them or in front of them etc. Here are some of this hilarious and disgusting responses we got.

“Once I invited my girlfriend to come shower with me in hopes of having sex. Instead she showered normally and decided to pee in front of me. She justified it by saying she was saving water.”

“I usually enjoy massaging my girlfriend’s feet, but one day when she lifted those puppies up onto my lap I couldn’t even touch them. They were covered in callouses. No PedEgg would be able to save her.”

“I was fast asleep in bed with my girlfriend. She got up to go to the bathroom and broke wind REALLY loud while walking to the other room. It was so loud that it woke me up and the stench lingered in the air for hours; I couldn’t fall back asleep.”

“One day my girlfriend and I happened to be in the same area around lunchtime so we decided to meet up for lunch and have a quickie. she went to the washroom first and met up with me right after. Everything was going fine until I flipped her over and saw toilet paper stuck to her bum, with, remnants on it”.

Dear Women Everywhere:

Intelligence is sexy. Confidence is holding a conversation is key. Pretending to be a “dumb blonde” to get the attention of men is a major no-no. Heres why.

Men are only attracted to uneducated, unintelligent girls because they are easier to take advantage of. Let’s face it, men think with their “other” heads more often than not. Sex is always on the mind of a normal adult male.

If you pretend to act dumb, sure you will get the attention of a man, but you will not get their respect. Don’t be surprised if you are treated like an object, or a piece of meat. Because in their eyes, thats what you are.

If you act dumb on purpose you will also attract the wrong men. You will attract dirtbags and  slime balls. You don’t want that, right?

Educate yourself on current affairs, make sure you are well-read, avoid saying the words “um” and “like” in sentences and you will instantly sound smarter.

If you try to be the best person you can be, you will attract smart, intelligent men.

The urgency of romance is lost in the ease with which technology allows us to communicate. What with Facebook, Twitter, etc. everyone these days seems to prefer texting over making phone calls. Why is that? Making a phone call is much easier to do. It takes up less time, and will save your thumbs from getting carpel tunnel at a young age.

People love sending music video clips to each other, sex texting each other, etc. but I say this has to stop. Sometimes we get caught up in our dirty texts that we become too shy to actually make a move “in real life”. Sure, we can talk about all of the dirty things we want to do to each other, but actually acting out on our previously mentioned desires always fall short. Why is that?

It’s because of the comfort that “hiding behind a screen” gives us. Its because of the same reason that chatting online with people is WAY easier than chatting to someone “in real life”.

How sad is that? Many of us would much rather use technology as a primary means of communication. I say boycott this. Stop sexting me and get into my bed, already! You’re all text and no action. I want to see some action here, god dammit! We are dating each other, you aren’t a stranger!

Yes, I watch MTV‘s show Jersey Shore. It is the best worst show on television. It is like watching a car-wreck happen; I can’t look away. However, it hit me the other day, the young generation of today is watching Jersey Shore for all of the wrong reasons and are taking all the wrong lessons from the show. Let me explain.

1. Sex

Growing up I was always told I should wait until I fell in love and had a girlfriend before I had sex for the first time. Of course, when I was in high school those “rules” were changed slightly, but I still lost my virginity to a girl that I was dating, and we ended up staying together for a little over a year.

The kids (adults) on Jersey Shore treat sex like a hobby or past time. They have no emotional connections, and fuck just for the sake of fucking. It’s sad really because the youth of today are probably watching the show and thinking that these actions are the norm. THEY AREN’T. Don’t think because Snooki decides to “do sex” one night that you can go out and sleep with anyone you want. These JS kids are not normal and are on a television show.

2. The English Language

These dumb ass kids are clearly not educated. Using words like “smush” to describe sex and “twinning” to describe bringing home twins to “smush” makes me cringe. Whats even worse is hearing teens on the streets use these words in actual sentences. They’ve also created a bunch of new and ridiculous abbreviations such as but not limited to: GTL, DTF, FTD, GFA, IFF and MIA. Ugly women are “grenades” and daily routines are summed up into one abbreviation:GTL- gym, tan, laundry. Somewhere all of the great philosophers who ever lived are rolling in their graves.

3. Dating

The way dating is portrayed on the show is between Ronnie and Sammie. They beat each other up, get obliterated drunk and verbally abuse the shit out of each other and spend all night “making up” in bed and repeat the whole scenario again the next night. This is not normal behavior. This is abusive behavior, but young people are watching it and they are thinking it is normal, which leads to an increase in abusive relationships. Great, way to go MTV.

4. Enjoying an Alcoholic Beverage

Everyone on the show sleeps until 2 in the afternoon, and go clubbing all night until the wee hours of the morning. They drink as much as humanly possible (maybe even more) and glorify the fact that they are drunk/hungover/drunk and getting laid/ drunk and fighting/drunk and basically anything.

They live their lives on TV like a constant frat party. Of course, someone of my age an intelligence knows that these kids probably don’t live every day of their lives like that and MTV edits a lot of shit together to make for more on-air drama, but young kids don’t know that. They take everything at face value. So many kids go out and party like idiots because of this show. I’m not saying I was a saint back in the day, but I knew my limit and I wasn’t sick and hungover every single day.

Yes, making love can be all sweet and romantic, but during sex you may not want to know what your man is really thinking. Recently there was a trending topic on Twitter called #ThingsIDoDuringSex. Here are some of my favorites.

“Sweat. If you’re not sweating, you’re not doing your job.” —June

“Give out high fives.” —Tajj  (does this happen in orgies, Tajj?)

“Study Latin.” —Austy

“Make a series of online charitable donations because there’s no wrong time to do that.” —Todd (Hilarious!)

“Stay on beat to whatever music is playing.” —Storm (Guilty.)

“Go through her purse when she’s not looking and take a 20.” —Ray (Rude..)

“Press record on my cam when she’s not looking.” —Evander (Creep…)

“Cry.” —Shane

“Make her say my name…and then make sure the neighbors know it too.” —Shotyme

“Tweet what position I’m doing.” —Will (Way to stick with the theme, Will)

“Make sure you’re awake.” —Ernesto

“Pretend I’m John Henry vs. the steam powered machine.” —Eddie

“Calculate the accrued interest of my savings account.” —Shaun

“Laugh in my head at the faces she makes.” –Rich (Don’t we all.)

“Think about the next round after this…” —Graffiti (Ditto.)

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Yes, I am confident enough in my sexuality to admit that I have a man crush on every single one of these actors. In fact, if I were a gay man I would probably want to have sex with them. Can you imagine how much tail these men probably get? Ladies and fabulous gentlemen, this blog post is for you. This is my personal list of the ten sexiest men on prime time television.

Ed Westwick – Gossip Girl

Alexander Skarsgard – True Blood

Aaron Paul – Breaking Bad

Jared Padalecki – Supernatural

Jason Segel – How I Met Your Mother

John Krasinski – The Office

Jon Hamm – Mad Men

Justin Kirk – Weeds

Mark-Paul Gosselar – Franklin & Bash

Matt Bomer – White Collar

They are all sexy in different ways. Some are physically attractive, some are hilarious and some are men that you know would would be a blast to have a couple brewskies with. Yes, I consider being able to have a fun time with a male friend sexy. It shows confidence; and remember that confidence is key when trying to appear more appealing to your preferred sex while dating, kiddies.