Dear Women Everywhere:

Intelligence is sexy. Confidence is holding a conversation is key. Pretending to be a “dumb blonde” to get the attention of men is a major no-no. Heres why.

Men are only attracted to uneducated, unintelligent girls because they are easier to take advantage of. Let’s face it, men think with their “other” heads more often than not. Sex is always on the mind of a normal adult male.

If you pretend to act dumb, sure you will get the attention of a man, but you will not get their respect. Don’t be surprised if you are treated like an object, or a piece of meat. Because in their eyes, thats what you are.

If you act dumb on purpose you will also attract the wrong men. You will attract dirtbags and  slime balls. You don’t want that, right?

Educate yourself on current affairs, make sure you are well-read, avoid saying the words “um” and “like” in sentences and you will instantly sound smarter.

If you try to be the best person you can be, you will attract smart, intelligent men.