Yes, making love can be all sweet and romantic, but during sex you may not want to know what your man is really thinking. Recently there was a trending topic on Twitter called #ThingsIDoDuringSex. Here are some of my favorites.

“Sweat. If you’re not sweating, you’re not doing your job.” —June

“Give out high fives.” —Tajj  (does this happen in orgies, Tajj?)

“Study Latin.” —Austy

“Make a series of online charitable donations because there’s no wrong time to do that.” —Todd (Hilarious!)

“Stay on beat to whatever music is playing.” —Storm (Guilty.)

“Go through her purse when she’s not looking and take a 20.” —Ray (Rude..)

“Press record on my cam when she’s not looking.” —Evander (Creep…)

“Cry.” —Shane

“Make her say my name…and then make sure the neighbors know it too.” —Shotyme

“Tweet what position I’m doing.” —Will (Way to stick with the theme, Will)

“Make sure you’re awake.” —Ernesto

“Pretend I’m John Henry vs. the steam powered machine.” —Eddie

“Calculate the accrued interest of my savings account.” —Shaun

“Laugh in my head at the faces she makes.” –Rich (Don’t we all.)

“Think about the next round after this…” —Graffiti (Ditto.)

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